Don’t sweat the small stuff. Don’t sweat the medium or large stuff either. Stop perspiring on everything.
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Food is my favorite. If I ever share it with you, then you’re pretty special.
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Nothing ruins the high of pay day quite like the low of bill pay day.
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Hi I’m an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door.
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If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren’t there Starbucks pumpkin spice latte trucks in the winter?
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